ALL AUDITIONS ARE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AND REQUIRE NO PRIOR STAGE EXPERIENCE.

THEY ARE COMPRISED OF A REGISTRATION PERIOD BEGINNING AT 6:30PM (UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED), WITH THE AUDITIONS BEING COLD READS FROM THE SHOW’S SCRIPT.

LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
by Jane Milmore & Billy VanZandt

AUDITION DATES
Sunday, November 4th – Tuesday, November 6th, 2018
SHOW DATES
January 1st – January 27, 2019

 

*CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS*

TOM
Handsome, with a high opinion of himself. He’s a leader and desperate schemer, although his plans seldom go smoothly. A fast-talking, gambling man who treats his brother Billy as his stooge. (Age: 30-40)

BILLY
Tom’s brother, always being abused in one manner or another. A romantic at heart. Not the smartest fish in the sea. A bit sarcastic but lovable. (Age: 25-35)

ROBERT
New attorney on his first case. Anxious, superstitious, with a shady past. He’s willing to act unethically should one of the women be open to his advances. (Age: 25-35) *Physical requirements – must be able to play drunk.

PIZZA FACE
Stereotypical Brooklyn gangster. Quick to pull a gun but is intimidated by nuns and has a soft spot for orphans. (Age: 50-60)

VIRGINIA
Long-suffering, devoted, man hungry, alcoholic drunk maid. (Age: 50-60) * Physical requirements- play drunk through most of the show.

JANE
Attractive, classy, likes adventure and has an air of mystery. Probably the only smart and sane person in the entire show. (Age: 30-40)

GIRL
Has a newborn “baby” with her. Sweet, wholesome, naïve, gullible, a bit of a ditz. (Age: 25-35)

MISS MACKINTOSH
Pizza Face’s VERY sexy “Secretary”. She chews gum, mispronounces words and speaks with a high-pitch Brooklyn accent. (Age: 25-35)

THE LADY SWIMS TODAY
by H.G Brown

AUDITION DATES
Sunday, January 6th – Tuesday, January 8th, 2019
SHOW DATES
March 14th – March 31, 2019

 

*CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS*

EDDIE HEJAZI
A man of indefinite age, handsome; women find him attractive and exciting.

HARLEY DAVIS
A man in his late thirties, cocky but deeply insecure.

GEORGE IVES
A man in his late-fifties, bartender at the marina where the action is set.

MAL PETERS
In his fifties and the owner of the Carney Hook Marina Motel . A “retired” airline pilot with a past he wants to forget.

BEVERLY SHARON PETERS
In her late forties, recently married to Mal, and starting a new life on the Eastern Shore.

JOYCE STEVENS
A woman in her late-thirties to early forties, she is glamorous and knows it, but enjoys liquor too much for her own good, and is attracted to dangerous men and edgy situations.

ALICE BENDER
A woman in her late-twenties to early thirties; a dancer in a strip club, and Harley’s girl.

NORMAN, IS THAT YOU?
by Ron Clark & Sam Bobrick

AUDITION DATES
Sunday, March 17th – Tuesday, March 19th
SHOW DATES
May 9th – May 26th, 2019

 

*CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS*

NORMAN CHAMBERS
A young man in his mid-twenties

GARSON HOBART
Norman’s boyfriend, also in his mid-twenties

BEN CHAMBERS
Norman’s father, a man in his early fifties

MARY
A very understanding hooker in her mid-twenties

BEATRICE CHAMBERS
Ben’s wife in her late forties